Dear May 18,

today i sat on liquid birdshit that was on my bike seat.

and i learned the hardway how not to use bleach

i come out of this with a pair of faded, discoloured shorts and i think the stain is still there.

i am so sad.

also the friday deadline is nearing!
ya, i have no chance. might as well give up, now i need to sell that prom ticket.

waaah

conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

(via tsukanda)

lets see,

supposedly i should have spare, financials, english and math test or baseball game tmr

i want to play D:

however, i now have spare, OBEA accounting contest, english, ditch school to go home (so i dont go to either)

then at 4 something i have to go to some award ceremony to get my scholarship money.

all while skipping knightskool as well

now what shall i wear for that ceremony?

flip, its hot and thunderstorm weather tmr too

aiya, im gonna fail that accounting contest and math test!

#time is scarce