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Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
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I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet
This man is my hero. I WILL BE YOUR CHAMPION
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Drew Bardana - “CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG”
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A wave viewed from underwater
waaaThis is insane
thats like the sky for sea creatures o.o
This is my favourite Shakespeare quote
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WHAT SPORT IS THIS?
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
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