in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM
And in the same day coincidentally meet up with them, and have a nice chat :D
most ridiculous thing i’ve heard a parent say so far while teaching swimming
this is more funny to me than it should be
Me: Alright guys, that’s it for this week, its time to go home.
Parent: (to kid) say goodbye to the buckets
Kids: (waves bye at the buckets) goodbye buckets
Me (thinking): wtf i’m your instructor and you don’t say bye to me but to buckets?!?
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
It was the dead of night. the rain had finally stopped, but the ground was drenched from the water. The factory was dead silent as Grimlock sat by himself inside. It was now at this point that he decided to give up. He searched everywhere for the others, but came up flat broke. No sign of Snarl,…