The J Files

buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? pats u on shoulder their, they’re, there.

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:42:24 -0400

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

I met badluck Brian Jr at work today. He is 7 years old but i have high aspirations for him. For...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:22:05 -0400

I met badluck Brian Jr at work today. He is 7 years old but i have high aspirations for him. For starters, he comes into the pool and within 5 minutes hits his head against some railings. Boom, the right side of his face near his eye is and swollen and bruised. No problem, i treat it with ice and get an incident report filled. 30 minutes later, he falls head first onto the pool deck. Its not like he was running, in fact he was holding his sister’s hand and walking. Well, this time around he gets a huge cut on the left side of his face next to the eye. And its dripping blood. Sometime later, we stop the bleeding but this kid’s probably going to need stitches. So by tomorrow he should have a black eye when the bruise settles and some matching stitches for the full effect of a bullied victim. This kid is a walking-talking-injury-waiting-to-happen machine. Afterall, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right?

jennstarkid: tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton candy...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:17:54 -0400

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Sequel to couple hit by car.

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:42:00 -0400

Sequel to couple hit by car.

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:45:34 -0400

sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

incineratedbythesun: WHAT THE FUCK

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:59:29 -0400

incineratedbythesun:

WHAT THE FUCK

mayleetan: rifa: quillery: peachymints: If you haven’t seen...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:01:13 -0400

mayleetan:

rifa:

quillery:

peachymints:

If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining.

the kawaii gatsby

I need to see the film omg

So annoying.

Audio

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:00:43 -0400

kisses-dreams-lies: migrated: change the direction of the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:18:36 -0400

kisses-dreams-lies:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

woah, it works

gatodragon: Canción del Día Michael Bublé // It’s A Beautiful...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:54:42 -0400

gatodragon:

Canción del Día Michael Bublé // It’s A Beautiful Day

howsitwrong: Empire of the sun - Alive

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:47:49 -0400

howsitwrong:

Empire of the sun - Alive

joannaleecurtis: there are children on this site

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:52:27 -0400

joannaleecurtis:

there are children on this site

Phoenix || Trying To Be Cool

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:30:38 -0400

Phoenix || Trying To Be Cool

thefunniestpost: mamakarkat: i think this person is a...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:20:36 -0400

thefunniestpost:

mamakarkat:

i think this person is a wizard

Hysterical!

Photo

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:31:13 -0400

calmiste: purefriend: fuckencircles: tan-pride: reasonly: th...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:55:07 -0400

calmiste:

purefriend:

fuckencircles:

tan-pride:

reasonly:

thinkhappythoughtsornot:

kaeleeb:

fuckyeahitssummeralexis:

honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

….whut.

Well, shit.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT BOOK THIS IS OMG??

i will find this book and when i do…..

a fear of running out.
but why? why is it feared? to run out? to go beyong

I recognize the quote. Thank Jesus I highlight in my books. I will find it.

The book this extract is from is called The Timekeeper, it’s absolutely amazing.

outkastofsociety27: Omg this had me dying for legit 15 minutes...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:44:45 -0400

outkastofsociety27:

Omg this had me dying for legit 15 minutes straight!

I cant agree more, ladies and gentlemen, my new favourite meme :D

thefunniestpost: xkvseyx: Do you ever just Hysterical!

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:51:50 -0400

thefunniestpost:

xkvseyx:

Do you ever just

Hysterical!

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:50:31 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

other-wordly: pronunciation | “con-vi-‘ven-sE-a

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:23:34 -0400

other-wordly:

pronunciation | “con-vi-‘ven-sE-a

The J Files

buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

I met badluck Brian Jr at work today. He is 7 years old but i have high aspirations for him. For...

jennstarkid: tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton candy...

Sequel to couple hit by car.

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs...

incineratedbythesun: WHAT THE FUCK

mayleetan: rifa: quillery: peachymints: If you haven’t seen...

Audio

kisses-dreams-lies: migrated: change the direction of the...

gatodragon: Canción del Día Michael Bublé // It’s A Beautiful...

howsitwrong: Empire of the sun - Alive

joannaleecurtis: there are children on this site

Phoenix || Trying To Be Cool

thefunniestpost: mamakarkat: i think this person is a...

Photo

calmiste: purefriend: fuckencircles: tan-pride: reasonly: th...

outkastofsociety27: Omg this had me dying for legit 15 minutes...

thefunniestpost: xkvseyx: Do you ever just Hysterical!

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

other-wordly: pronunciation | “con-vi-‘ven-sE-a

buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? pats u on shoulder their, they’re, there.